Hi everyone! How is the new year treating you? Today, we want to break away from advice, instead, we want to entertain you. Here are some amusing quotes on teeth. Sit back and enjoy!

• Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
  - Mark Twain

• She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.
  - Benjamin Franklin quotes

• Some tortures are physical
  And some are mental,
  But the one that is both
  Is dental.
  - Ogden Nash

• The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
  - George Bernard Shaw

• An aching tooth is better out than in.
  To lose a rotting member is a gain.
  - Richard Baxter

The next time you visit your dentist, remember to learn a new quote on teeth or a joke on dentists from him/her.

Happy smiling!

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